For real though.

nomorewaterthefirenexttime:

If you’re at a pool, and there’s some kids running, and the life guard shouts “No running!” do you interject with “EXCUSE ME, NOT ALL OF US WERE RUNNING.”

If you’re in class, and a classmate is eating, and your professor addresses his students, “There’s no eating…

tae-yeons:

reasons to stan amber

bandsandbattlescars:

Attend college
Attend colleg
Attend colle
Attend coll
Attend col
Attend co
Attend con
Attend conc
Attend conce
Attend concer
Attend concert
Attend concerts

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

image

this is a giraffe

fullcravings:

Cookie Dough Cheesecake Bars

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.