lookarounditshappening:

morning view, san francisco, chinatown, 857 clay street, flat 412

see that window? the one on the top floor w/ the half-open curtain? the first night i moved in, i saw two little heads poking through the curtain; they must have been curious who the new girl in town was. to show that i came in peace, i grabbed one of my teddy bears, placed him by my window and let him sit there for a few days. every couple of days since, i’ve been replacing each stuffed animal with another stuffed animal for them to giggle at. paco the bear, danger the moose, or yoda.  actually, around 7 or 8 o’clock, you’ll even start to see two little heads peeking through the curtain when i come home and my light turns on. a lot of people have been asking me how san francisco has been. i’d rather just share this story.

the path to your destiny lies within the magic of your heart.

weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

did you just —someone who knows you did just (via dutchster)

davejade:

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

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ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

katzmatt:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME FROM THE SIMPSONS 

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

ruinedchildhood:

moms be like